Transformers Roster Announced; Grimlock Ousted

Thanks to Yahoo's extremely reliable streaming media viewer, I had to glean this information in boring text form from Ain't It Cool News. Screenwriters Alex Kurtzman and...
August 18, 2006

Wanted: Mr. Tumnus

Even though the character was based on Eminem, and Universal even threatened to cast the D-town rapper, the role of Wesley in comic book adaptation Wanted has...
August 18, 2006

Christopher Walken Marries Transvestite

Following Billy Crystal and Jim Broadbent's exits from the very same role, Christopher Walken is set to slip in to the character of Wilbur Turnlbad in Hairspray,...
August 17, 2006

Fox Overestimates Silver Surfer's Appeal

Bucking the rich and lazy tradition of sequel numeration, the makers of the upcoming Fantastic Four follow-up have opted instead for a subtitle. Come June 15 next year,...
August 17, 2006

Optimus Prime to Appear on Cops

Posted only one hour ago by one of Harry Knowles' minions, these supposed images of Michael Bay's re-imagined Optimus Prime are already being taken as gospel. You...
August 16, 2006

Departed Poster Utilizes Basic Design Elements

Everything about the poster for Martin Scorsese's next picture just screams intensity and boldness. Note the heavy typeface. Behold the unapologetic negative space. Marvel at the brave...
August 16, 2006

Black Dahlia Posters Are Varied

The hype machine for Brian De Palma's long-threatened Black Dahlia continues to inspire new levels of indifference. We were subjected to the trailer just a bit ago...
August 16, 2006

Pegg Still Not Making From Dusk Till Shaun

Meanwhile, British fan of comic books and peroxide Simon Pegg has no qualms about continuing his rise from minor cult icon to official Hollywood shill. Ever since playing,...
August 15, 2006

Ace Ventura Spreads Seed, Sorrow

Morgan Creek is very lucky that things I found funny at thirteen are still gut-busting to me today. That's why on my way home from work today, after...
August 15, 2006

Saw III Teaser Exists

In case you care and couldn't get the Video Detective link to work, Youtube has posted the teaser for the questionably-anticipated Saw III and boy is it...
August 15, 2006