First Peek at Silver Surfer

From USA Today comes the first look at the Silver Surfer in the new Fantastic Four. His smooth head and concerned eyes make him reminiscent of a...
December 22, 2006

Grindhouse Teaser

The teaser trailer for the Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino double-feature Grindhouse is on Yahoo! Movies. It looks like the film, or at least the trailer, has had scratches,...
December 22, 2006

Music and Lyrics We've Heard Before

From the creator of Two Weeks Notice and the Miss Congeniality franchise comes Music and Lyrics, with romcom stalwarts Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore playing the same...
December 21, 2006

Keith Richards as Pirate of Caribbean

Photographic evidence supplied by Midget Rolling Stones Fan proves once and for all that your Jack Sparrow Halloween costume wasn't as f***ing unique as you thought. Source...
December 21, 2006

Grindhouse Posters

This lobby card for Quentin Tarantino's portion of the double-feature Grindhouse, Death Proof, got me pretty psyched-up about the film. Until I was told this was the...
December 21, 2006

Ocean's 13 Trailer

Ocean's 13 is the latest film to follow the hallowed Hollywood philosophy, "Even if it didn't start as a trilogy, it sure will be after we make...
December 21, 2006

Celebrity Voices in TMNT

When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer came out without stars' names attached, I assumed the voices would largely be provided by voice of Cheerios Bee, older...
December 21, 2006

Transformers Trailer

The trailer for Transformers looks like every other Michael Bay movie, except with transforming robots. It did, however, give me a good idea for a porno version....
December 20, 2006

Wild Hogs Trailer

The hokey, ridiculously present soundtrack combined with unnecessary title cards makes me think this John Travolta/Tim Allen/William H. Macy/Martin Lawrence vehicle is actually some kind of mash-up...
December 20, 2006

Get a Clue! It's the Nancy Drew Trailer!

The first half of the trailer focuses on how Nancy Drew is obnoxiously proficient at every skill imaginable, while the second half concentrates on her varying popularity...
December 20, 2006

Fast Track Trailer

In Fast Track, Zach Braff struggles through family and co-worker comedy well covered in sterling films like Meet the Parents and Anger Management. Even though we see...
December 20, 2006

Under New Management Poster

If Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj wasn't evidence enough that Kal Penn was on the sad path of making the kind of party movies that haven't...
December 20, 2006

Mr. Magorium Has Shitty Wonders

Sorry for the short absence, but my family demanded my presence for an early holiday visit and I forgot my obligations of inconsequential movie news with unfunny...
December 19, 2006

Shrek the Third Trailer

If you loved Shrek 1 and 2, you've got to see the trailer for Shrek the Third! Maybe that will finally beat the misplaced interest out of...
December 19, 2006

Joe Barbera Exits, Stage Left

Joe Barbera, the latter half of the Hanna-Barbera team animation team that created Tom & Jerry, the Flintstones, and many more, died Monday of natural causes. Though perhaps...
December 19, 2006

Nancy Drew Poster

Here's the poster to the film adaptation of Nancy Drew, the premiere of which I suspect will be a Dateline pedophile raid. As the poster implies, this...
December 19, 2006

Fred Claus Poster

The poster for Fred Claus shows us that not only does Santa have that annoying relative like we do, he also has a poorly Photoshopped peep-hole door...
December 19, 2006

Madman Finally Heading to Screens

Only ten years or so after everyone lost interest in the pop-art comic, the Mike Allred classic Madman, long in talks for a feature, will finally be brought...
December 19, 2006