Michael Bay Ruins Cinema - New Pics!

The LA Times has two new pics from Transformers that are pretty underwhelming, but it also contains the news that the studio is already developing a script...
May 4, 2007

Beetlejuice 2 Coming to DVD Shelves

The long-rumored follow-up to 1988's Beetlejuice looks like it may finally be on the way, but it appears to be taking the unfortunate course of bypassing theaters...
May 4, 2007

Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich.

"Don't mind the wedding ring, fellas; it's play time. Ever bedded a man who can crush walnuts with his rectum?" The Coen brothers are trying to get...
May 4, 2007

The Simpsons Movie Posters

Six (6!) posters for the upcoming The Simpsons Movie have found there way ON THE INTERNET! Just a warning, ladies: you'll need more than a crinkle-cut French...
May 4, 2007

Iron Man Spy Video Footage

A spy (in the loosest sense of the term) for IESB shot some footage from the set of Iron Man, giving anxious viewers the first glimpse of...
May 4, 2007

Liv Tyler Loves The Hulk

Liv Tyler has signed on to star opposite Edward Norton in Marvel Studios' new version of The Hulk as Betty Ross, the longtime love interest to Dr....
May 4, 2007

License to Wed Trailer

Robin Williams puts a young couple through a series of relationship tests, surely none as grueling as this trailer, in License to Wed. Also starring Mandy Moore...
May 4, 2007

Wedding Daze Trailer: Isla Fisher Still Hot

"I've got to make love to the iwatchstuff.com guy soon or my vagina will explode!" The new Wedding Daze trailer's got Jason Biggs in underwear, toilet clogging...
May 3, 2007

Robot Chicken Star Wars Clips

Somehow Seth Green and the folks at Adult Swim's Robot Chicken got the fat, hairy tube wrapped in flannel known as George Lucas to participate in a...
May 3, 2007

Hermione's Breasts Grow in 3-D Transfer

Perverts at PosterWire have determined, after careful, repeated examination, that Hermione's figure has been made more curvaceous for the IMAX version of the Harry Potter and the...
May 3, 2007

Gibson Claims Maverick 2 Coming, Desired

(In their hands, a deck of cards was the only thing more dangerous than a gun.) Following a much-publicized anti-Semitic tirade made last July, Mel Gibson has...
May 3, 2007

Bret Easton Ellis to Adapt The Frog King

Using an axe gives me wood Bret Easton Ellis, esteemed author of American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, and Less Than Zero, is writing a movie adaptation of...
May 2, 2007

Rowan Atkinson Takes on Dickens

Mr. Bean, as usual, doing something asinine. Director Peter Howitt and his producing partner Richard Johns are set to make a new version of the Charles Dickens...
May 2, 2007

First Look at Final Iron Man Suit

Iron Man bursts onto the set of a Cheech and Chong movie. Entertainment Weekly's years of Buffy reflection issues and useless Star Wars articles (a favorite of...
May 2, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean Featurette

Maybe if your mom cut down on the Chow Yun, she wouldn't be so fat. [Ed. Note - Sorry, it'll never happen again] /Film has a new...
May 1, 2007

'Choke' on Sam Rockwell, Bitch

I too have eaten cat poop for a dollar For those of us that have waited far too long for something like Fight Club, some good news:...
May 1, 2007

Superbad R-Rated Trailer

A new trailer for the hilarious-looking Superbad has been released, updating the previously released preview with raunchier, R-rated content. Like your stillborn twin sibling, this one looks...
May 1, 2007

MTV Movie Awards, Blah Blah Blah

The MTV Movie Award nomination list is out today, and everyone is covering it like it's an actual news story. You can go read all about it...
May 1, 2007

Fantastic Four Trailer

Silver like your grandmama's bush. Apple's got the new full-length Fantastic Four trailer. Finally, someone made a comic book movie. I don't know what Hollywood has against...
May 1, 2007

Nine Minutes of Ratatouille Online

Disney gambles on the popularity of a cartoon rodent. Those interested in Pixar's latest effort should head to Disney's site, where nine minutes of the film have...
May 1, 2007

Nightwatching Trailer

To the delight of pretentious film snobs everywhere, Peter Greenaway has strung together another series of intricately composed shots of sex and decadence set to a minimalist...
May 1, 2007

BloodRayne Teaser Trailer Very Boring

I had expected the trailer to BloodRayne 2: Deliverance, Uwe Boll's piece of shit sequel to his original piece of shit, to be nearly unwatchable, but I...
April 30, 2007

The Captivity Teaser Trailer

The trailer for Captivity claims it's "the film they don't want you to see." What's not mentioned is that "they" refers to anyone with good taste. From...
April 30, 2007

The Salon Poster

The creator of the popular film Barbershop, Mark Brown, recently found out there's another term for a barbershop. Here's the poster. Source...
April 30, 2007

Quentin Tarantino Making More Genre Stuff

What I believe to be a poster for Come Drink With Me. But who can tell with their crazy symbol language? Writer/director Quentin Tarantino, having already unofficially...
April 30, 2007