The Rock to Play Captain Marvel?

She loves you, Yeah Yeah Yeah. Don't you just love headlines with question marks at the end? "Paris Hilton Has Syphilis?" "Britney Spears Adopts Lemur?" You get...
May 12, 2007

Al Capwn: Nic Cage is Gangsta, Yo

See that guy on the computer in his underwear? I'm tired of him making fun of my movies. For anyone who was wondering when we'd finally see...
May 12, 2007

More Bret Easton Ellis: "The Informers"

"Can you identify the man you say you saw stealing watermelons, Mrs. Stanton?" Say what you will about 10 page ruminations on Whitney Houston, Bret Easton Ellis...
May 11, 2007

Early Poster Art From Sicko

Nothing sells me on a film like the threat of Michael Moore's chubby fingers maneuvering their way into my sphincter, so I absolutely adore the new poster...
May 11, 2007

Bratz Trailer "4 Real"

The Bratz describe their friendship longevity in three letters: BFF. I've been vocal about my enthusiasm about seeing the Bratz doll line brought to screens, but I...
May 11, 2007

Blonde Ambition Trailer

Take 1988's Working Girl, remove every iota of talent, and you've got Blonde Ambition. It's genuinely one of the worst trailers I've seen, even keeping in mind...
May 10, 2007

Hi-Res Transformers Characters

If Andy Dick were a robot. digg_url = 'http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/05/hires_transformers_characters.php';Yeah, so you think you've seen all the Transformers guys by now, but have you seen them in high...
May 10, 2007

The Golden Door Trailer

Surely capitalizing on the popularity of QVC's Gold Week--a promise of the year's most fantastic deals in gold products--Charlotte Gainsbourg (The Science of Sleep) stars in The...
May 10, 2007

Three More Terminators Probably Coming

Variety reports that Halcyon has bought the rights to the Terminator franchise, allowing the privately funded company to continue burying the series without even the interference of...
May 10, 2007

ALL SEQUELS, ALL THE TIME!

"Quick, somebody beat it!" If you're a big Hollywood exec, why take a chance on a new project? It's a safer bet to go with something that's...
May 10, 2007

Bruce Willis Pwns Michael Bay, is My Hero

Why won't this hack die? digg_url = 'http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/05/bruce_willis_is_my_new_hero.php';Apparently, Bruce Willis has been speaking out over on AICN about the new Die Hard Movie. I'll spare you the...
May 10, 2007

Two Live-Action Star Wars Headed to TV

George Lucas announced to Fox News that he has decided to continue making the Star Wars universe shittier, injecting more of his out-of-touch ideas of humor and...
May 10, 2007

Tim Roth to Play Hulk Villain

The Incredible Hulk will be matched against the oversized adversary Abomination, and Tim Roth will play the villain's alter ego, Emil Blonsky.Despite the fact that the first...
May 9, 2007

Nancy Grace Slithers off Into Sunset, CNN

Sorry about the picture. To our knowledge, she's never been photographed with her mouth closed. Despite the ample wood I sported this morning and the satisfying bowel...
May 9, 2007

Jessica Biel is Hot, Chinese

"I would never be in a movie with Dane Cook like that Jessica Alba trollop." Chun-Li from Street Fighter, that sixteen-bit sexpot spank material for adolescent boys...
May 9, 2007

Once Trailer

So. How bout we grab one too many pints and I smack you around a bit? Normally I hate musicals. They're just too realistic. Honestly, how many...
May 9, 2007

Bourne Ultimatum Trailer

"Matt Da-mon!" Kung fu! Motorcycles! Bad puns! The guy from Good Will Hunting! That's right, retards, it's Bourne Ultimatum trailer time. If you ever wondered what it...
May 9, 2007

Rosie Hopes to Continue Ruining Mornings

Bob Barker says: "Keep your dirty hands off my Plinko." Rosie O'Donnell, currently finishing up her final season of morning blabbering with The View, is reportedly looking...
May 9, 2007

Rodriguez Deciding Between Future and Past

Sleestaks from the horrific drug-induced nightmare of Sid and Marty Krofft's Land of the Lost. Despite poor numbers from Grindhouse, The Hollywood Reporter claims Robert Rodriguez is...
May 9, 2007

Iron Man in high resolution

Entertainment Weekly showed the first shot of Iron Man's final suit last week, but now Paramount has officially released a high resolution version. Click the above shot...
May 8, 2007

Go Watch Wall Street 2 You Broke P****

"Grab the bull by the balls, kid." Get those gun fingaz ready, I-bankers! Just as that Boiler Room DVD started collecting dust comes the news that Fox...
May 7, 2007