Nestor Carbonell Joins Dark Knight

Nestor Carbonell, who once played Batman parody Batmanuel on The Tick and a parody of someone foreign in Suddenly Susan, has joined the cast of Christopher Nolan's...
May 18, 2007

Lindsay Lohan as Tortured Stripper

The journalists at a little publication known as People nabbed the first look at the poster and stills from I Know Who Killed Me, in which Lindsay...
May 18, 2007

New Stills from The Strangers

Liv Tyler stars in The Strangers, the story of a suburban couple under the assault of three masked strangers, and a new batch of images from the...
May 18, 2007

Sam Jackson is Spirit's Octopus

Samuel L. Jackson is in talks to star as the villainous Octopus in Frank Miller's The Spirit, adding a dose of badass motherf***erdom to the Will Eisner...
May 18, 2007

Spiderman DILF

Grandma's basement will never be the same. Yesterday Fox News ran a story on this whorish (and Marvel-licensed), pink-thonged little collectible of Mary Jane from Spiderman, and...
May 17, 2007

New Transformers Trailer

"You're not getting a Porsche, son. Just an enviable acting career and a lifetime of willing poontang. That's right, I said poontang. I'm old school." Check out...
May 17, 2007

Harvey Dent Picture from Dark Knight

The cleft in my chin says Justice. As bloggers, we're legally required to report on it when anything Batman-related so much as queefs in our general direction....
May 17, 2007

Bee Movie Trailer Destroys Cartoon Logic

I was reasonably excited about Jerry Seinfeld's computer-animated comeback Bee Movie, but this new movie has really turned me off, raising too many questions about both this...
May 17, 2007

Elijah Wood To Play Iggy Pop

Elijah Wood is now confirmed to be taking on the role of punk rocker Iggy Pop in an upcoming biopic, reports Variety. Pop fans will surely be...
May 17, 2007

No County For Old Men Pictures

Ropes of Silicon has the first images from the new Coen Brothers film No Country For Old Men. The shots show that while there may be no...
May 16, 2007

First Official Shots from Rambo IV

My only reaction to these new shots from John Rambo was, "Yup. That's Rambo all right." Same guy, same mullet thing, a little older, but nothing really...
May 16, 2007

"Yippee Kai-Yay, MF" Cut Entirely?

Straight guys are named Bruce too, you know. The news that Live Free or Die Hard will be rated PG-13 isn't exactly new, but now Monsters and...
May 15, 2007

Eli Roth to Make Trailer Movie

"Yeah, she's a professor.. OF BEING A DOG! FACE!" Based on the success of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, Eli Roth is planning a movie that consists...
May 15, 2007

Resident Evil: Extinction Poster

Look out, currently residing evil, 'cause Milla Jovovich has got these two awesome guns, and she's all like "bla-blat! bla-blat! bla-blat!" and zombies are all gonna be...
May 15, 2007

Wayans Brothers Making More Crap

Rogue Pictures has made a deal for a film starring Marlon Wayans in the title role of Super Bad James Dynomite, an adaptation of a comedic comic...
May 15, 2007

Spielberg and Jackson Team Up for Tintin

Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson have announced they will develop a trilogy of computer animated 3D Tintin films. Based on Georges Remi's (under the pen name of...
May 15, 2007

Draining Broken Lizard: "Super Troopers 2"

Office-eeeerrr, you act like an animal you're out of control... In a recent interview, Broken Lizard's Paul Soter admitted that the troupe* was planning a sequel to...
May 14, 2007