Your Assignment for the Weekend

Aw, son of a bitch, not another flipper baby! Okay, I know it's all been a barrell of drunk monkeys eating peaches and creaming up until now,...
June 1, 2007

Battlestar Galactica Ending Next Season

A nasally, high-pitched cry was heard around the world today as the executive producers of Sci Fi's Battlestar Galactica announced that the fourth season of the acclaimed...
June 1, 2007

Denise Richards Playing Stripper

Variety reports Denise Richards will star in A Beautiful Life, joining Jesse Garcia, Dana Delany, and Michael Madsen in the indie drama (despite the name, Roberto Benigni...
June 1, 2007

'Pirates' to Go Where it Belongs

'at's roight, laidies, Mr. Bruckheimer 'ates blacks; I barely escaped 'is cutlass meself on account a me dreadlocks. The TV rights to Pirates of the Caribbean 3:...
June 1, 2007

Trailer: Farrelly Brothers Still Trying

A marvel of form and function, the hat both covered Sarah's softspot AND kept her from eating her hair. Back in the day, the Farrelly Brothers were...
May 31, 2007

Another Fantastic Four Trailer

Judging from the latest trailer for Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, most of the movie is centered around the quartet trading around superpowers like a...
May 31, 2007

Speed Racer's Mach 5

Finally it looks like an adaptation is willing to trust its source material, with this first shot of the Mach 5 from the Wachowski Brothers' Speed Racer...
May 31, 2007

The 'Almighty' Dollar

We may not agree on the whole evolution thing, but that doesn't mean we can't share a cold one. Evan Almighty, the not-awaited sequel to Bruce Almighty,...
May 30, 2007

Transformers to Premiere at Taormina

Michael Bay's ideas for the "skinny dipping scene" always seemed a little twisted. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Transformers will have its world premiere at Sicily's Taormina...
May 30, 2007

Dane Cook Joins Bachelor No. 2

Dane doing a hilarious hand gesture in front of a sign for the hilarious hand gesture. Frat boy fixture Dane Cook is in talks to star in...
May 30, 2007

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Sneak Peek

George Lucas has added some more water to his lemonade, further diluting the Star Wars universe with The Clone Wars, which you can see in this Lucasfilm...
May 29, 2007

Vague Glimpses of the Joker

The purple jacket on the man in the background could indicate he's Joker. Or that he plays for the Lakers. Giving a statement to USA Today, The...
May 29, 2007

"Fido" Trailer - Yay or Nay?

..brains at every single meal, why can't we have some guts!" How could I not watch a trailer with a description like this?: Welcome to Willard, a...
May 29, 2007

I Know Who Killed Me Trailer

A summary of I Know Who Killed Me, as derived from the trailer: Aubrey (Lindsay Lohan) writes story about a stripper named Dakota. Aubrey is kidnapped, tortured,...
May 29, 2007

Keira Knightley Playing Princess of Wales?

Is Knightley Diana? Is she wasting away? With the controversial book Diana and the Paparazzi at the center of a bidding war at Cannes, possible producers are...
May 29, 2007

CNR Joins the Great Big Match Game in the Sky

Television's greatest game show participant, Charles Nelson Reilly, died Friday due to complications from pneumonia. Though he played many roles during his 76 years, he is probably...
May 29, 2007