Hermione's Breasts Grow in 3-D Transfer

May 3, 2007

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Perverts at PosterWire have determined, after careful, repeated examination, that Hermione's figure has been made more curvaceous for the IMAX version of the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix poster. To make it seem less creepy to have noticed, the site also mentions the change in actress Emma Watson's flowing hair, but them big ol' titties are really the highlight of the new poster, with controversy now surrounding the decision to add more sex appeal to a 17-year-old girl.

Personally, I see nothing wrong with the change. No harm in seeing a couple coming attractions before the feature (the feature being legal sex age). And honestly, would people be complaining if Emma Watson was kidnapped, and they were using this to show possible breast age progression to help find her and her new, giant boobs? I think not.

If the issue is making an underage girl over-sexualized, I've got news for you: they've made her less appealing to pedophiles. Believe me, there's nothing a pedophile wants more in a young lady than a boyish, breast-free physique. Except maybe access to the Internet and parents who are comfortable dropping you off in a motel parking lot. Hairlessness, too.

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