Catacombs Trailer

Taking an invite from her sister (played by Alecia Moore/Pink/P!nk), Victoria (Shannyn Sossamon) goes on a trip to Paris that leads her to a hard-to-find rave. As...
July 6, 2007

Lust, Caution Trailer Hides Language

The trailer to Lust, Caution, Ang Lee's newest, looks dramatic, sexy, exciting, and suspiciously free of dialog. It's almost as if they don't want us to realize...
July 6, 2007

Danny Boyle Says Ewan McGregor is Soft

The invention of the "Scottish Filter" allowed Boyle to shoot love scenes with his countrymen, whose skin tones made the operation impossible with earlier technology. In a...
July 6, 2007

Michael Bay Talks Smack

Bay and Rock at this year's skinny whiteboy convention According to Deadline Hollywood Daily, Michael Bay posted (and then quickly un-posted) a mini-rant about two of his...
July 6, 2007

Good Luck Chuck Red-Band Trailer

A red-band trailer for the Dane Cook/Jessica Alba comedy Good Luck Chuck has found its way online, complete with F-words and cum shots or whatever it is...
July 5, 2007

Cloverfield Teaser Trailer

If you decided to fight your instinctual love for giant robots and avoided Transformers over the holiday, you not only missed an illogical story--you missed the Cloverfield...
July 5, 2007

The Jane Austen Book Club Trailer

The trailer to The Jane Austen Book Club somehow manages to combine all the reasons I'd never join a Jane Austen book club with all the reasons...
July 5, 2007

The Invasion Poster

The new poster for The Invasion looks very good to me because it effectively communicates the film's two key highlights: 1. That they've made Invasion of the...
July 5, 2007

Alvin and the Chipmunks Poster

Alvin and the Chipmunks was never anything amazing, and even as a kid I never fully grasped why these giant, intelligent chipmunks were able to live in...
July 5, 2007

Superbad Interview

Yeah, so happy fourth of July, f***ers. Obviously, this won't be my first post while intoxicated, but it is the first on a holiday. Don't expect this...
July 4, 2007

Eastern Promises Trailer

David Cronenberg re-teams with his History of Violence star Viggo Mortensen and adds Naomi Watts in his latest effort, Eastern Promises. When Watts finds a diary that...
July 3, 2007

Girls Gone Wild Has Stupid Employees

Each day, these girls struggle just to find clean vodka and cocaine. Your contribution of just $19.99 a month can change all that. Please, think of the...
July 3, 2007

Germans Say 'Nein' to Cruise Once and For All

"Ve hate you, Tom Cruise." "Yah, like, stay avay from aur monuments." After early reports that Cruise's alien worship were hindering Valkyrie's ability to get the necessary...
July 3, 2007

License to Wed is Really Good

The trio had differing reactions to the kilo of cocaine on the table License to Wed is currently tracking at 8% on Rotten Tomatoes, putting it well...
July 3, 2007

Oliver Stone Officially Part of Great Satan

"...and then the zionists will be consumed by the fires of Allah. Okay, next question - you with the ponytail, sugartits." Iranian President Mahmoud Nahassapeemapoopypants has rejected...
July 3, 2007

Monkey Hate Movie

My life-sized Jerry Bruckheimer cutout really comes in handy on Monkey Target Practice Day. Great shot, Mr. Farnsworth! Care for a smoke? PETA claims to have received...
July 2, 2007

Shoot 'Em Up Character Posters

As if Monica Belluci wasn't already one of the most beautiful women on the planet, the character posters for Shoot 'Em Up have knocked her up a...
July 2, 2007

Jamie Foxx Wants Another Oscar

Two Zimas, please. Jamie Foxx is set to star in Blood on the Leaves, a movie that sounds just like something those shrivs at the Academy would...
July 2, 2007

Beowulf and the Adventures of Sideboob

Beowulf's script was etched into stone tablets and storyboarded on a cave wall Posters for Beowulf have hit the web and they're pretty underwhelming, save for some...
July 2, 2007

Richard Roundtree Joins Speed Racer

Richard Roundtree has scored a role in the Wachowskis' live-action adaptation of Speed Racer as Ben Burns, a former racer turned commentator, leaving me and the rest...
July 2, 2007

Marisa Tomei Still Acts, Has Tits

Call me a chauvinist pig, but there's nothing like a pair of bare breasts to brighten up a dreary Monday. What else do I even need to...
July 2, 2007

Lions for Lambs Teaser Trailer

Though Robert Redford's head is looking more and more like Robert Redford's hair wearing a Robert Redford mask made from an old baseball glove, he shows he's...
July 2, 2007