Bill Engvall Helps TBS Stay A Crapfest

"Painfully obvious mundane observation, honey." "Yes, dear, quip stolen from Mary Tyler Moore that was snappy 30 years ago." [canned laughter] Next week is an important time...
July 13, 2007

December Boys Trailer

The box office numbers and I finally agree--Daniel Radcliffe makes a great orphan wizard! The makers of December Boys got my fax about this startling discovery, but...
July 13, 2007

Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Career Circling the Bowl

Dear God, don't turn the camera sideways! ARRGGGGHHHH! The brains behind Daddy Day Care apparently were so pleased with themselves that they decided to make a sequel,...
July 13, 2007

More Funny Talker Trailers

Above-ground pools are where the magic happens As you may have noticed, it's a bit of a slow news day, but luckily there's no shortage of new...
July 13, 2007

More Skinheads!

Considering the "unique" aesthetic qualities of the purebred Anglo, you'd think they'd be desperate for outside additions to the gene pool. In keeping with the Death Sentence-inspired...
July 13, 2007

Bill Maher Makes the Baby Jesus Cry

Original Onion caption probably says it best, "Bill Maher spends all night arguing with Republican hooker" In keeping with the heated political discussions we've recently been having...
July 13, 2007

Choke on Anjelica Huston

Anjelica Huston on the set of 'Gremlins' Anjelica Huston is set to play Sam Rockwell's mother in the upcoming movie adaptation of the Chuck "Holy Shit Do...
July 12, 2007

Posters: Kevin Bacon's Revenge

So here's the poster for Kevin Bacon's latest, Death Sentence. It's based on a book by Brian Garfield, stars Bacon and John Goodman, and is "about a...
July 12, 2007

Indiana Jones Teaser Footage

George Lucas: Lesbian Cat Lover, Sunglass Enthusiast Since the sexy world of movie blogging is basically sniffing the air every time Harrison Ford looks like he's going...
July 12, 2007

Doomsday Photos

Lesbo-erotic swordplay is pretty much my favorite thing With a headline like that, normally you'd get photos like this. But since I'm feeling extra literal today, they're...
July 12, 2007

Michael Moore Hates Fag Haters

Taking a break from his busy schedule of buying baseball hats and not jogging, Michael Moore recently hinted to The Advocate that his next project may be...
July 12, 2007

Ben Affleck Directs, Kevin Smith Swoons

New technology actually allows us to take pictures from inside Kevin Smith's ass Ben Affleck has spent so much of his career doing shitty movies and getting...
July 12, 2007

Michael Moore Blitzes Wolf

Michael Moore was on Wolf Blitzer's show yesterday, and CNN made the mistake of showing a piece by Sanjay Gupta where he attempts to refute some of...
July 11, 2007

New Bee Movie Trailer

So we've got this big stinger, but we can only use it once, and then we're dead. Can you imagine that? You're a shark, and you've got...
July 11, 2007

10,000 BC Teaser Trailer

Even months after working with Emmerich, many of his actors find that they can scarcely look at a green screen without bursting into tears. IESB has a...
July 11, 2007

Wesley Snipes Evades Taxes, Theatres

"Like my outfit? Churches are tax exempt, you know." Ever wonder what happened to Wesley Snipes? You know, the guy from Passenger 57? Well now, thanks to...
July 11, 2007

Star Trek XI: Nimoy In, Shatner Out

In this clip, William Shatner explains that Leonard Nimoy has seen the script and will be in Star Trek XI, with the former Vulcan claiming there's no...
July 11, 2007

Sleuth Trailer

With Kenneth Branagh at the helm and Michael Caine (of the original) starring with Jude Law, will the retelling of Sleuth be one of the few remakes...
July 11, 2007

1-18-08 Trailer Officially Up

After pulling all the bootlegged trailers from YouTube, Paramount has finally decided we're worthy of seeing the trailer to J.J. Abrams' secret project, thus far being referred...
July 10, 2007

Get Smart Teaser Trailer

The teaser trailer for the remake of '60s classic Get Smart has been released, leaving me at a loss as to how to best express my outrage...
July 10, 2007

Fred Claus Teaser Trailer

Every time Vince Vaughn grows an undereye bag, an angel gets its wings. Watching the Fred Claus trailer, it's hard for me not to do a balancing...
July 10, 2007

Billy Crudup Going to (Dr.) Manhattan

A reliable source has told CHUD that Billy Crudup may be the next to join Zack Snyder's Watchmen adaptation. The Jesus' Son star is reportedly up for...
July 10, 2007

Two-Face AND Riddler in Dark Knight?

Following earlier rumors that Anthony Michael Hall would play Edward Nygma in The Dark Knight that I took with a grain of salt, more reports are apparently...
July 9, 2007

Marky Mark, Darren Aronofsky, and Matt Damon

Wahlberg on the set of "Guy Hard" Marky Mark Wahlberg, rappin' underwear model/actor sextroardinaire, recently seemed to confirm that Darren Aronofsky will be directing his latest project,...
July 9, 2007

More Indiana Jones Rumors/Photos

The rumor mill over at Aint it Cool News is saying the new Indiana Jones film will try to bring the series full circle, with our favorite...
July 9, 2007

The 11th Hour Trailer

Continuing the trend put forth by An Inconvenient Truth, actor/actvist Leonardo DiCaprio has enlisted a team of documentary filmmakers to make his own plea for environmental change....
July 9, 2007