The State Finally Coming to DVD

After over ten years of my unrequested, drunken quoting of lines from The State, my friends who didn't have cable as kids will finally know what I'm...
July 20, 2007

Ridley Scott to Direct Vampire Movie

Adrian Grenier looks way different in person If you ask me, vampire movies jumped the shark right around the time Queen of the Damned came out. Apparently,...
July 20, 2007

Gavin Hood to Direct Wolverine

Gavin had mixed feelings; he'd never before won an award and passed a kidney stone on the same day. Gavin Hood has been announced as the director...
July 20, 2007

Seth Rogen Takes Green Hornet

Columbia Pictures appears to have a lot of faith in Seth Rogen since the success of Knocked Up: according to Variety, they've just given him writing/acting duty...
July 20, 2007

Darjeeling Limited Poster

With the deliberate photography, quirky props and costumes, fine attention to detail, and three distinctive noses, it must be the poster to Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited....
July 20, 2007

The Coreys Are Still Acting

In a clip faker than a hooker's orgasm (though the crying is usually genuine), Corey Feldman tells Corey Haim about the Lost Boys sequel and that he's...
July 19, 2007

Emmies Nominate Stuff, Continue to Suck

Ugh, shouldn't have watched that second episode of Two and a Half Men The Emmy nominations came out today, and the first nom for best comedy series...
July 19, 2007

Tom Cruise is a Nazi, Homosexual

"Thetaaaaaaaaaan!!" Okay, so mainly this is all just an excuse to repost this totally sweet picture of Tom Cruise and Col. Klink, but still. The first stills...
July 19, 2007

Death Sentence Poster

This new poster for Death Sentence, a Comic-Con exclusive, reminds me of: 1. The cover art for Reservoir Dogs. 2. Sin City artwork. 3. The time I...
July 19, 2007

Big Budget Troll

Bloody Disgusting is reporting a rumor (whatever the hell that means) that Troll is going to get a big budget remake. Watching the above clip might make...
July 19, 2007

The Hottest State Trailer

I would have thought any movie written by Ethan Hawke, directed by Ethan Hawke, and based on the novel by Ethan Hawke would be far too Ethan...
July 19, 2007

Last Legion Poster

We posted the Last Legion trailer yesterday, now we've got the poster. Ever since Rome on HBO and my raging man crush on Marc Antony, I've had...
July 19, 2007

Sonny Chiba Retires, Kills Bull

That's Asian talk for "Who wants a mustache ride?" In honor of Sonny Chiba's impending retirement from action movies, I'm posting a totally kickass clip of him...
July 18, 2007

Big Boi Embarrasses Himself on Film

Well, folks, in honor of hilarious fish-out-of-water comedy day, I bring you the trailer for Who's Your Caddy. It's the story of a typical African-American man who...
July 18, 2007

TV Ratings Continue to Baffle Me

You just know that somewhere, a bar on the Jersey shore is missing a janitor and a best customer. Last week, The Singing Bee, an NBC game...
July 18, 2007

Best of Bay!

I know it's kind of lazy to post links to features on other sites, but then again, I work from home and don't wear pants, so the...
July 18, 2007

The Shark is Still Working Trailer

Jaws fans will want to check out the new trailer to The Shark is Still Working from the official site. This as-yet-undistributed documentary goes through the making...
July 18, 2007

September Dawn Trailer

Mormons weren't always harmless dorks on bicycles or hot blonde girls for whom you denounced your own faith so you could bone. Back in the 1857, they...
July 18, 2007

Two New Shots from John Rambo

It's been a while since we've heard from our favorite shell-shocked, headbanded war hero, John Rambo. He's got a self-titled fourth film coming out next year, so...
July 18, 2007

Chuck & Larry Ripoff Controversy

Watching the trailer for Strange Bedfellows, an Australian comedy that came out in 2004, you get the feeling that it was the basis of the idea for...
July 18, 2007

The Last Legion Trailer

Despite starring a huge Bollywood star, Colin Firth and Thomas Sangster, and telling the story of The Sword in the Stone, I assure you this trailer is...
July 18, 2007

Shrek the Fifth is Coming!

Remember two months ago when Jeffrey Katzenberg said there would be one more Shrek, insisting he'd always envisioned a fourth and final story of the character's origin?...
July 18, 2007

Leguizamo Joins The Happening

Variety reports that John Leguizamo has joined the cast of M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening. The film stars Mark Wahlberg as a man escaping natural disaster with...
July 18, 2007

Gone Baby Gone Poster

It seems strange to me that they would market Ben Affleck's directorial debut with the large image of his fairly unknown brother, never even mentioning Ben or...
July 18, 2007

Ghosts of Cite Soleil Trailer

Thankfully, Bob the Cameraman was unable to read subtitles Ghosts of Cite Soleil is a documentary about life in a Haitian slum that, from the trailer, looks...
July 17, 2007

DiCaprio to Maybe Play Hefner

You, with the boobs, my room, 10 minutes. According to the Guardian, Leonardo DiCaprio is in talks to play Hugh Hefner in the upcoming biopic. The British...
July 17, 2007

Jon Heder Strikes Again

Jon Heder's been in a fair few movies since Napoleon Dynamite, and even his magic underwear haven't been able to bring them success at the box office...
July 17, 2007

Further Indiana Jones Adventures?

Harrison Ford (right) in a rarely captured embrace with greed. I thought we had the promise that the fourth Indiana Jones film would wrap up the series,...
July 17, 2007

More, Better Looks at Joker

Yes, someone has gotten slightly closer to the set of The Dark Knight and grabbed even more shots of the anticipated villain. Until Warner Bros. supplies us...
July 17, 2007

A Truce - Michael Moore/CNN Update

USA Today is running this story under the headline "Moore calls truce with CNN over 'Sicko'". The rest of the story makes it sound more like it...
July 17, 2007

Make Yourself a Simpson... Again

A few weeks ago, I reported that The Simpsons Movie site had a feature that allowed you to design your own character in the style of the...
July 17, 2007

King of Kong Trailer

The unabomber wasn't always so averse to technology The description for the King of Kong trailer on Apple.com is "Follows a middle school science teacher as he...
July 17, 2007

"Evan Armighty" to be Shelved

A fine mess you've gotten us into... Poor Evan Almighty. It cost $210 million to make and still hasn't reached the $100 million dollar mark at the...
July 16, 2007

Elijah Kelley Oscar Watch

Desperately trying to avoid a "black guys love fat white chicks" joke here... VH1 is reporting the Elijah Kelley will play Sammy Davis Jr. in an upcoming...
July 16, 2007

Steve Buscemi Loves the Gays

I wash my hands 100 times a day because they smell like my mother! Kinda weird lookin' Steve Buscemi recently made the interview rounds to promote Interview....
July 16, 2007

Small, Grainy Shot of Joker

Since I'm still willing to grab at any pathetic, Batman-themed carrot dangled in front of me, here's a super-secret shot taken from set of The Dark Knight....
July 16, 2007

The Good Night Trailer

I'll give it to you straight here: I have man-crushes on Martin Freeman and Simon Pegg because of The Office and Shaun of the Dead, and a...
July 16, 2007

Ace Ventura Now Young, Fat

If you love sequels where the main character is replaced by his/her son or daughter, you're going to drop a load of excitement over this news! Ace...
July 16, 2007

R. Kelly Remains Trapped in Closet

A nightmare to anyone with claustrophobia or good taste. IFC has announced that R. Kelly will remain trapped in the closet just a bit longer, with the...
July 16, 2007

I'm Not There Clip

As much as I try, I can't take Todd Haynes' Bob Dylan biopic I'm Not There seriously. Having several actors (like Christian Bale, Richard Gere, and Heath...
July 16, 2007