Fans Choose Villainy for (The) Rock

A little over a month ago, some of you may remember that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson asked fans which role he should take in Shazam: Shazam, or...
November 2, 2007

WGA Strike - One Writer's Perspective

As many of you already know, a Writers Guild strike is looming, and could very well begin on Monday unless a deal is reached over the weekend....
November 2, 2007

AM Poster Post: 'Tekken' Starts with a 'T'!

If you were an adolescent in the mid-'90s, no doubt you spent endless hours playing the 3-D fighting game Tekken--unless you were more into Virtua Fighter or...
November 2, 2007

'Dances with More Wolves' Director Named

No doubt due to the lingering popularity of Dancing with the Stars, Variety has announced a sequel to Dances with Wolves is in development with Simon Wincer...
November 1, 2007

Shrek 4 Title Fills Me With Untold Rage

Shrek Goes Fourth!? Shrek Goes Fourth!? Seriously? Jesus. Somehow they've managed to make the name more annoying than the comedy. They've got to be kicking themselves that...
November 1, 2007

AM Poster Post: 'Conan' Teaser Poster

This new Conan movie is bound to be good. Not only are they staying more faithful to Robert E. Howard's original creation, they're using Schwarzenegger's torso from...
November 1, 2007

Joker Continues Calculated Marketing Schemes

Congraulations! Thanks the efforts of countless fanboys across the nation, it's been confirmed that the message on WhySoSerious.com is indeed "THE ONLY SENSIBLE WAY TO LIVE IN...
October 31, 2007

'Mad Money' Trailer, Still No Jim Cramer

I don't know whose idea it was to make a heist comedy involving Diane Lane (oops!) Keaton, Queen Latifah, and Katie Holmes, but like the kid in...
October 31, 2007

Robert Goulet and His Mustache Die at 73

After hearing Robert Goulet died yesterday of pulmonary fibrosis, it's hard to know what to say of someone my generation probably knows best through a mocking (yet...
October 31, 2007

'Spaced' To Be Dumbed Down for Americans

Admittedly, I was pretty surprised and relieved when NBC remade the outstanding UK The Office and it came out as something genuinely watchable, and even enjoyable. But...
October 30, 2007

Coolio to Make Oxygen a Reality Paradise

In a surprising move (or at least surprising it's not a VH1 production), network executives have decided Coolio deserves a reality show, and that it's audience is...
October 30, 2007

Some Other Crap That Happened...

- Brett Ratner has said he is no longer the directing the Escape From New York remake, giving him plenty of time for two or three more Rush...
October 29, 2007

'Wanted' Shots Indulge Male Fantasies

If there's one thing beer advertisements have taught us--besides to drink beer--it's that nothing sells better than indulging the fantasies of the adolescent male mind, better known...
October 29, 2007

Wes Anderson Interviews Owen Wilson-Bot

Speaking publicly for the first time since his hospitalization, Owen Wilson does not, as many hoped, go into the details of his attempted suicide. This interview with...
October 29, 2007

'Awake' Trailer is Its Own Anesthesia

Clay has got it all: Terrence Howard complimenting him, Jessica Alba bathing clothed with him, a mom who for some reason hates the idea of him marrying...
October 29, 2007

Weekend Box Office Gets Sawed (IV)

1. Saw IV - Taking in over $32.1 million, Saw successfully continues its publicly-funded struggle to be The Land Before Time of horror movies. 2. Dan in...
October 29, 2007