Some Other Crap That Happened...

- Another movie based on a video game? That could only be good if they got Mark Wahlberg to star as Max Payne, a cop who has "little...
November 9, 2007

IMDB Treating Chimps Like Man

While looking up something about Mathew Broderick on IMDB (it turns out the "trivia" section doesn't say how he keeps his boyish good looks), I came across...
November 9, 2007

AM Poster Post: 'Rambo' Loves Stencil Graffiti

You know what's "hot" right now, and will really connect Rambo to these kids today? Street art! People love the pseudo-political spraypainted artwork of Banksy! They'll surely...
November 9, 2007

Some Other Crap That Happened...

- Rob Zombie has announced plan to remake the horror cult classic C.H.U.D. As you surely remember, this won't be Zombie's first attempt at such a feat: he...
November 8, 2007

'Valkyrie' Trailer Showcases Smug Cruise

Man, I knew Tom Cruise had gotten pretty smug after acquiring a fake wife slave and a perfectly genetically-engineered infant, but I figured we'd hit a smugness...
November 8, 2007

'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Full Trailer!

As awful as I realized Alvin and the Chipmunks would be from its Jamie Kennedy-esque attempt at hip-hop parody, vague allusions to HBO programming, and literal shit...
November 8, 2007

AM Poster Post: 'Awake' Poster has Awoken

Awake is about a guy waking up from his anesthesia during surgery, where he overhears the surgeons are plotting to kill him. So why does this poster,...
November 8, 2007

'Righteous Kill' Recreates 'Heat' With Old Guys

As seen with Sylvester Stallone pumping his decrepit frame into a muscled, steroid-filled, grunting mass to reprise roles in Rambo and Rocky Balboa, and with Harrison Ford...
November 7, 2007

'Valkyrie' Featurette Now High Quality

Astute readers, and those obsessed with Entertainment Tonight, may realize this featurette for Valkyrie was already released on ET and posted a month ago. But this new...
November 7, 2007

'What Would Jesus Buy?' Trailer

Are you unaware that consumerism, spending, and credit debt are some sort of problems in America? Do you not know that some children have more toys than...
November 7, 2007

'The Office' Writers Strike, Picket, Joke

If there's a positive to this whole Writers Guild strike, it's that it's easy to pick sides. Do you support the faceless corporate entities trying to rob...
November 7, 2007

Some Other Crap That Happened...

- Are you as old as 70, yet still somehow young and fresh-faced? Are you cool with having half your eyebrow shaved off? Are you extremely plain, perfect-looking,...
November 6, 2007

Jim Carrey On Set of 'Yes Man'

It must be a terribly painful moment when you finally hit that point of utter disgust and self-loathing at your tired face-making schtick, and your sad realization...
November 6, 2007

'High Noon' To Be Remade By Idiot

You can often tell a lot about what kind of movie a producer might make by looking at their past catalog. Looking at the works of producer...
November 6, 2007

Some Other Crap That Happened...

- Comedian Zach Galifianakis has nabbed roles as Ashton Kutcher's best friend in What Happens in Vegas... and as a government scientist in charge of a guinea pig...
November 5, 2007

Tina Fey Talks Writer's Guild Strike

With the Writer's Guild going on strike today, who better to turn to than 30 Rock writer/actor Tina Fey to find out what's going on and how...
November 5, 2007

'Iron Man' International Trailer Has a Woman

A new international trailer for Iron Man has been released that, though shorter, shows off more of the relationship between Tony Stark and Gwyneth Paltrow's Pepper Potts....
November 5, 2007