In Honor of Thanksgiving, 'Thanksgiving'

I've realized a clever connection between the holiday Thanksgiving and Eli Roth's Grindhouse trailer, Thanksgiving, (they have the same name!) and posted it under the cut. Yes,...
November 21, 2007

'21' Poster is Like Blackjack, See?

While it's a fairly obvious poster design for a movie about MIT students taking on blackjack, I am somewhat surprised they withheld the faces of big stars...
November 21, 2007

'Fool's Gold' Trailer Defines a 'McComedy'

When I hear about a new Jim Carrey comedy, Adam Sandler comedy, or Ben Stiller comedy, I know exactly what kind of typically groan-worthy movie I'm in...
November 21, 2007

Hoff To Do a Little More Knight Riding

Being a chivalrous gentleman, before I would ever ask for a woman's hand in marriage, I would first go to her father and ask his permission. The...
November 20, 2007

Angelina Jolie Sort of Naked in 'Beowulf'

I don't fully understand all the excitement surrounding Angelina Jolie's computer-animated nude scene in Beowulf. Actual pictures and video of her naked, younger, and less preachy already...
November 20, 2007

AM Poster Post: 'Mad Money' Poster = $$$

I think their hope is that women will think this is an all-female production of The Matrix, but more like a game show, and with shopping. Mad...
November 20, 2007

'Made of Honor' Trailer is Aggravating, Confounding

In Made of Honor (and probably real life), Patrick Dempsey is the epitome of a douchebag--a basketball-playing, covertible-driving, nerd-mocking, womanizing asshole. In other words, he's the perfect...
November 19, 2007

'Fool's Gold' Poster is Very Tan

I have no idea what Fool's Gold is about, but based on this poster, I'd have to assume... - During an unseasonably warm February, true love takes...
November 19, 2007

'Beowulf' Soullessly Wins Weekend Box Office

1. Beowulf - America shows an exceptional tolerance for frightening, not-quite-human, animated beings, as long as one of them is basically naked, by donating $28.1 million to...
November 19, 2007

'Cloverfield' Trailer, Still No Monster

While this trailer for Cloverfield--now apparently the official name--makes it seem like an exciting new take on the Blair Witch-style, home video recorded horror, those looking to...
November 19, 2007

AM Poster Post: 'Wall-E' is Cute, Predatorial

It's interesting how, knowing Wall-E is Pixar's latest outright attack at dominating your child's mind, heart, and Underoos with overwhelmingly adorable characters, this image of the titular...
November 19, 2007