'Bruno' Terrorizing Kansas with Flamboyancy

If you're living in America's Heartland, watch out: the next homosexual you assault might catch you on camera (again)! British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has been sighted...
March 28, 2008

News from the Bluth Household!

Sorry, no, it's not the Arrested Development movie you hoped for. But the two do have new, equally inauspicious projects coming up! Bateman will direct the pilot...
March 28, 2008

'Lone Ranger' is Getting Brucked

Jerry Bruckheimer has a reputation for finding ways to fill any movie with enough star power, CGI, and/or explosions to pander to the unwashed masses, no matter...
March 28, 2008

Whitaker Defends 'Where the Wild Things Are'

As rumors continue to fly about possible reshoots for Spike Jonze's suposedly-too-scary-for-kids Where the Wild Things Are, Forest Whitaker--who plays one of said Wild Things--has spoken up...
March 28, 2008

Serious Actors Join 'W'

Oliver Stone's George W. biopic has taken one more step in its quest to become a near-parody of itself, adding two more unlikely yet somehow completely expected...
March 27, 2008

Another Shaky 'X-Files 2' Teaser Trailer

Though similar to the previous teaser--particularly in that it's shot from the lap of a fan--this new X-Files 2 trailer does provide some brief dialogue that indicates...
March 27, 2008

Actor Richard Widmark Dies at 93

Over 60 years after he shoved a defenseless lady in a wheelchair down some stairs, actor Richard Widmark died Monday. The Pickup on South Street star, nominated...
March 26, 2008

Exclusive New Theaters for Rich Turds!

Movie theaters have long been one of the few places in America where people of all ages and backgrounds, regardless of their social or economic standing, can...
March 26, 2008

More 'Dark Knight' Viral Stuff? Yes.

After an ever-so-brief hiatus, the cancerous Dark Knight marketing campaign has again multiplied itself, filling your RZR and the internet with more discardable material. To the delight...
March 26, 2008

Dunes Dipping Toes Into 'Original' Territory

ShockTillYouDrop has learned that Michael Bay's recidivist horror studio, Platinum Dunes--currently planning remakes of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Rosemary's Baby, and Friday the 13th--finally has an...
March 26, 2008

Book Proposal with Long Title Becoming Movie

Rich, fat, secretly evil genius kids: you will finally get your story told on screen! Daily Show writer/producer Josh Lieb's cleverly-titled book proposal, I Am a Genius...
March 25, 2008

'War, Inc.' Poster/Quotes Page

How often I've watched CNN--during the hypothetical times between celebrity gossip and Nancy Grace when they have relevant news--and thought, man, if only we could somehow insert...
March 25, 2008

Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy in 'Meet Dave' Trailer

How do you adapt the classic alien-fish-out-of-water concept (Suburban Commando, Alien Crocodile Dundee) to suit the established Eddie Murphy-in-multiple-roles format (Norbit, Nutty Professor, most everything since the...
March 25, 2008

'Ice Age 3' Trailer as Powerful Allegory

Though a bit dark and shaky, this bootleg of the Ice Age 3 teaser trailer gives some hope for the seemingly unnecessary sequel. While I had assumed...
March 24, 2008

'Love, Actually' Drummer Kid Might Be Tintin

Thomas Sangster, the drumming, now awkwardly-aging kid from Love, Actually, has reportedly taken the role of douchebag-haired protagonist Tintin in the Steven Spielberg/Peter Jackson adaptations of the...
March 24, 2008