Happy Thanksgiving

Nothing says "Happy Thanksgiving" like a gore-filled 1972 movie about a man transforming into a murderous, blood-drinking human/turkey hybrid. Nothing. The only reason Thanksgiving ever mattered was...
November 26, 2008

'Duplicity' Trailer Does Not Star Michael Keaton(s)

Congratulations to Ocean's Eleven and Mr. and Mrs. Smith on the birth of their Clive Owen/Julia Roberts-starring romantic-comedy-heist, Duplicity. May your spawn find reasonable box-office success and...
November 26, 2008

Basketball, Plus There's Fighting: The Movie

Though it's been a decade-and-a-half since video games Arch Rivals and Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball swept us off our feet and into a paradise filled with equal...
November 25, 2008

'He's Just Not That Into You' or This Lazy Poster

Movie poster designers, there's been a misunderstanding. When myself and other internet people complain about the overuse of Photoshop, we generally mean that the stars are being...
November 25, 2008

'Benjamin Button' International Trailer

Paramount has released a new trailer for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, David Fincher's film about a man who was born in his eighties and ages...
November 25, 2008

'I Am Legend' Sequel News Confusing

AICN is reporting that Warner Brothers may have changed plans for an I Am Legend prequel into plans for an I Am Legend sequel, which is odd...
November 25, 2008

Vampire Teen Romance is Really Popular

Why your local theater felt like a Forever 21 this weekend: 1. Twilight - $70.6 million. This is why I'm really glad we didn't pass that proposal...
November 24, 2008

'Ace Ventura Jr.' Trailer!

It will be annoying if, when you go to your family's Thanksgiving gathering, you find out one of your young relatives has just been introduced to the...
November 24, 2008