Dinosaur Robots Not in 'Transformers 2'

I'm glad I live in an era and culture where this is a conversation (paraphrased): Man 1: "Regarding that film you're making in which robots transform into...
January 30, 2009

'Wolverine' Poster: We Get It, You Have Claws

I think I did this same chin-resting-on-fist pose for my senior pictures. Except instead of claws, I had a trumpet. The X-Men Origins: Wolverine One-Sheet! [Coming Soon]...
January 30, 2009

Gulliver's Traveling Effing Up Iron Man

Fox is in talks with Jason Segel and Emily Blunt to join Jack Black in their adaptation of Gulliver's Travels. That's all well and good--we've all wanted...
January 30, 2009

Rambo Will Return Again... Somewhere

When Sylvester Stallone stumbled back from wherever he wandered to after leaving the set of Spy Kids 3-D and jumped right back into the roles of Rocky...
January 30, 2009

'I Love You, Man' Recruitment Poster

First I thought I liked the stylish minimalism of this poster, but now I'm starting to think I just like the familiarity of Jason Segel having my...
January 30, 2009

Soundwave Won't Play Your Old Tapes

I didn't own that many Transformers toys as a kid, but one of the few I made sure to get was Soundwave. He turned into a tape...
January 29, 2009

Universal Making Another Movie About a Thing

I hope you're ready for more non-descript terror, people, because The Thing is returning to the screen in an all-new, more computer-generated form: Universal will add a...
January 29, 2009

Storm Shadow Has This Great Sword Move

Coming Soon has added one more poster to the collection of G.I Joe character one-sheets, this one of Storm Shadow crossing his blades in a move that...
January 29, 2009

'Machete' Getting Less and Less Fake

Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse collaboration's tragic underperformance at the box office might not have killed the chances of one of the film's fake trailers becoming...
January 28, 2009

'A-Team' Acquires New Teammate

For reasons unclear, it looks like the A-Team is still driving its racing-striped van into theaters. THR is reporting that Smokin' Aces' Joe Carnahan is in talks...
January 28, 2009

Tomb Raider Will Be a Movie Again

Warner Bros., like many of us, is looking for a woman with full, pouty lips and disproportionately large breasts. The studio has announced they're planning to restart...
January 28, 2009

It's 'Madea Goes to Jail' Poster

They had to change the name, and the cast, and make it not funny, but we've finally got our Arrested Development movie! Or maybe Tyler Perry is...
January 28, 2009

Samson is Coming... to the FUTURE!

Bibles stories are BORING, right? WRONG. You're thinking of Biblical stories that aren't set IN THE FUTURE. Variety is reporting that Warner Bros. had paid over a...
January 27, 2009

Brendan Fraser Hated by Nature Itself

What now, Brendan Fraser? What now? Brendan Fraser will star in and Roger Kumble will direct "Furry Vengeance," a live-action family comedy that will start production by...
January 27, 2009

'Green Hornet' Troubles!

Ut oh for The Green Hornet! HitFix is reporting that Seth Rogen's bewildering, chubbier take on the action hero is in trouble: Ever since Stephen Chow started...
January 26, 2009

'Coraline' Cybernet-Only Trailer

OK, so sorry that last Coraline trailer I posted wasn't really a trailer so much as creator Neil Gaiman pretending he was hosting a personalized version of...
January 26, 2009