Friday the 13th: Part 2???

I knew 30-year-old teenage guy should have stabbed Jason more times with the machete. Jason survived! And he's going to return for more murder in Friday the...
February 27, 2009

Carrey, Gyllenhaal Are Damn Yankees

Grandma's always like, "Let's watch the the 1958 musical Damn Yankees!" and you inevitably respond, "But Grandma, I'm young; I only want to watch Ace Venture: Pet...
February 27, 2009

Drew Barrymore's Vampire Teen Romance?

Someone has thought of a way to make the Twilight series even less appealing to the general population: add Drew Barrymore as director! Did you forget that...
February 27, 2009

Who Scrapbooks the Watchmen?

Just when I thought I was caught up with all the peripheral Watchmen media, Super Punch points out there's also this official Flickr page of fake magazine...
February 26, 2009

The Coen Brothers Hate Coal

The coal industry may have billions of dollars, and all of our precious, precious coal, but the anti-coal Reality campaign has one thing they don't: acclaimed filmmakers...
February 26, 2009

'Total Recall' ...Again!

As a second item in film remakes that have the slim potential to be better than their predecessors if they adhere more closely to the source material...
February 26, 2009

'NeverEnding Story' Genuinely Not Ending

You know Hollywood doesn't care about your childhood. If they had the technology, and thought it would turn a profit, they would go back in time and...
February 26, 2009

How Do They Advertise 'Wolverine' in France?

As if Wolverine has released a new single about maintaining your faith despite adversity. Because even superhuman healing can't always mend your relationship with Him. New Wolverine...
February 26, 2009

Another 'Big Man Japan' Trailer!

A friend of mine saw this recently and said he liked it, though he would have liked it more not having seen clips of the freak battles...
February 26, 2009

'Boob' Trailer

Think you like boobs? Think again! You're gay! Also, this particular boob is a murderer. The trailer for the short film Boob:...
February 25, 2009

Best Movie Title, Best Movie Poster

Evilution! Evil is evolving! And there's some kind of alien skull EXPLODING! And all this awesome stuff is coming out! Like science! And a man holding a...
February 25, 2009

Ann Not as Bland in War Paint

"That's Ann, from Arrested Development!?" you ask in disbelief before spouting out some quotes about mayonnaise and calling her "Egg". "Yes, it is," I reply. "She has...
February 25, 2009

John Connor Has a Plan

And his plan is, "I'm just going to let this guy paw at my face for a bit and hope he'll go away." I've tried that on...
February 24, 2009

Slumdog Joins Woody Allen's Newest

Naomi Watts and Freida Pinto, the cutie from Slumdog Millionaire, have joined Anthony Hopkins and Brand in the cast of Woody Allen's yet-untitled new film: Freida Pinto...
February 24, 2009

The Rorschach Diary Reading Series

Go into Watchmen with prior knowledge of every scene--and not just because it's a decade-old book that anyone who cares at all about comics has read. Warner...
February 24, 2009