'The Orphan' Trailer: It's the Anti-Adoption Horror Film of the Year!

March 13, 2009

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Scoot over, Damien and Macaulay Culkin; there's a new sadistic child in town, and this puritan-looking little girl is about to scare an entire generation of prospective parents out of ever adopting. Meet The Orphan:

Some adoptions are so evil that they don't leave a paper trail, even though we saw the family go through the proper adoption steps earlier.

Just remember, everyone, orphanages aren't human pounds. You don't want to rush in and grab the first kid that paints something for you. ALWAYS SCREEN YOUR ORPHANS.

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