Doctor Who Wonders Why You're Here

I'm not the biggest Doctor Who fan, but I do respect his insistence on demanding to always knows why everyone is everywhere. I also respect his scarf...
July 23, 2009

It's Coming Attractions Time!

What film will you see with your significant other this weekend, prolonging your dying relationship with two more hours of mutual silence? Here are some options: G-Force...
July 23, 2009

Wimpiness Gets a Face

Winning a role usually determined by bullies, Zachary Gordon, seen recently as Young Adrien Brody in Brothers Bloom, has been chosen as the lead in Fox 2000's...
July 22, 2009

'Back to the Futures' Finally Compared

In the years between Back to the Future and Back to the Future II, Michael J. Fox visibly aged and the actress playing his girlfriend was replaced...
July 21, 2009

Tyler Perry's Another Insane Poster

A direct Madea parody of the Straw Dogs poster? Why, Tyler Perry? Why? The previous I Can Do Bad All By Myself poster with a woman transforming...
July 21, 2009

Motion Poster for Saw... What Is It, 6 Now?

Seeing that no one has caught on that "online motion posters" are nothing but glorified obnoxious banner ads that you intentionally look at, Lionsgate has put out...
July 20, 2009

Your Weekend Box Office Top Five

Use these weekend box office figures to determine if you, a studio executive, can afford that new boat: 1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - The...
July 20, 2009

Walter Cronkite Dies at 92

Walter Crokite, the only person I'll ever trust to tell me anything, died in his Manhattan home Friday after succumbing to cerebral vascular disease. He was 92....
July 20, 2009