'Capitalism: A Love Story' Poster: Conspiracy!

Figures MICHAEL MOORE would plaster himself on a RED poster! COMMIE!!! NOT MY DOCUMENTARIAN!!! I just saved one crazy person several seconds of comment typing. 'Capitalism: A...
October 2, 2009

NEW! RELEASES!

These movies come out in theaters this weekend. Will YOU see one of them? The Invention of Lying Director: Ricky Gervais, Matt Robinson Starring: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer...
October 2, 2009

For Real Look at Green Hornet This Time

OK, forget that earlier post with the blurry photo of the jacket-less stunt guy dressed as Green Hornet. Here's the real deal: Seth Rogen in full dapper...
October 1, 2009

Hugh Jackman To Play Boxer, Robot Boxer Trainer

Hugh Jackman, our premiere song-and-dance-man/clawed-superhero, is in talks to join the ridiculous robot boxer movie Real Steal. The Shawn Levy-directed film would reportedly star Jackman as a...
October 1, 2009

Here Is Your Depressed 'A-Team' Team

Coming Soon has posted the first look at "Rampage" Jackson, Liam Neeson, Sharlto Copley, and Bradley Cooper on the set of The A-Team. Thank god director Joe...
October 1, 2009

Jessica Alba's Next Part Will Be Attractive Human

Despite fears she could be typecasting herself, Jessica Alba has decided to embrace her attractive looks and play an attractive pharmaceutical representative in the final chapter of...
September 30, 2009

See Conan O'Brien Smash His Head

You heard how Conan O'Brien banged his head pretty bad while taping a sketch for The Tonight Show, right? Well, you can finally sate your concussion bloodlust,...
September 29, 2009

Listen To This 'Wild Things' Music

Want to spend your day listening to music that alternates between melancholy anthems and twee Langley School-style child choirs? Sure you do; this music is in a...
September 29, 2009

Roman Polanski: CAPTURED!

In case you didn't hear the news, don't expect Roman Polanski to be home for dinner tonight. The 76-year-old director of Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, and The Pianist...
September 28, 2009