Hulu's Gonna Make You Pay

Making the sad transition from an easy girl to a less desirable outright hooker, Hulu may begin to charge for content as early as next year: Hulu...
October 23, 2009

New Trailer for James Cameron's Blue Alien Movie

Johnny Legal Department doesn't want us to have this until next week, but, thanks to bootleggers, the new trailer for a certain highly-anticipated sci-fi adventure involving blue...
October 23, 2009

Soupy Sales Dies at 83

Black Fang and White Fang are grunting in sorrow today. Soupy Sales, the '60s kids' show icon who would go on to appear on nearly all of...
October 23, 2009

Welp, Here They Are: The A-Team

So will every movie adaptation of a '70s/'80s campy action show take place in the same high-contrast, extremely overexposed world as Charlie's Angels? I'm fine with that;...
October 23, 2009

Neill Blomkamp Making More Probably-Good Sci-Fi

Remember liking District 9? Prepare to probably like something again! Media Rights Capital has signed writer/director Neill Blomkamp for a new sci-fi film on which he'll have...
October 23, 2009

'Youth in Revolt' Poster: Meek Everlasting

This poster is definitely the closest we'll ever see to Michael Cera in Lolita. Because clearly it's impossible for Michael Cera to star as an older man,...
October 22, 2009

Disney Invents Netflix Instant Watch

Basically. Pounding another nail into Blockbuster's already-impenetrable coffin, Disney today announced plans to follow through with entertainment's inevitable transition to the internet. The company is currently researching...
October 22, 2009

The Weekend in Moving Pictures

Looking for a way to break up your weekend of binge drinking away your sadness? See one of these new releases: Saw VI Director: Kevin Greutert Starring:...
October 22, 2009

These Two Might Be Mad Max, Lady Mad Max

Despite being met by reactions ranging from apathy to disgust, it looks like the Mel Gibson-less Mad Max film is still moving steadily but slowly forward. E!...
October 22, 2009

'Fourth Kind' Poster Misses So Many Kinds

These are all real: Alien encounter of the fifth kind LIGHT PETTING Alien encounter of the sixth kind "HEY, IT'S ME... OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
October 22, 2009

New 'Star Trek' Getting Shatnier?

Going against all good sense that would logically keep William Shatner from reprising the role of Kirk in a new Star Trek sequel, director J.J. Abrams, speaking...
October 21, 2009

'The Wrestler' Trailer: Grindhouse Edition

Feeding the Internetbeast's insatiable desire for movie trailers re-edited to look like different movie trailers, here's a trailer for Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler made to look like...
October 21, 2009

Weather Channel Finally Playing Movies

The Weather Channel has announced they'll be adding movies to their schedule at the end of the month. About fucking time, Weather Channel: For the first time...
October 21, 2009

Shane West Joins Werewolf/Dog Trainer Horror

Just when you thought we'd completely run the well dry of options for horror movie variations, now there's this: TWO werewolves... and also a horribly disfigured seeing-eye...
October 21, 2009

Hot, Official 'Hot Fuzz' Slash Fiction

Since the advent of the internet, finding homoerotic fan fiction has become a breeze for all interested in homoerotic fan fiction (little known fact: the first information...
October 20, 2009

Never Invite Kanye West to Your Club

We already knew he was a nuisance at awards shows (remember when that thing happened???); now this Spike Jonze short demonstrates how Kanye West is also a...
October 20, 2009

New 'Sherlock Holmes' Trailer, Dudes!

Dude! Last night, during the ball game, when you went to pick up more Milwaukee's Best Old BrewDog Lites, you fuckin' missed this new Sherlock Holmes trailer!...
October 20, 2009

'Scary Movie 5'? No, Even Better...

Two things that have always bothered me about the Scary Movie franchise: 1) Why aren't there more of them? 2) Why is there so much consistency and...
October 19, 2009