Jacob Werewolf Gets Another Role

We are never getting rid of this kid. Seventeen-year-old Taylor Lautner--the Twilight werewolf that made you swoon because he has muscles--has been cast as the lead in...
December 18, 2009

'Shrek Forever After' Teaser

This teaser claims Shrek Forever After is the final chapter of the Shrek series. I don't believe this, because Shrek is the plasma in our cultural blood...
December 17, 2009

'Babies' Poster Doesn't Even Try

"Everybody loves... babies." Good work, team. That must have just beat out "Babies... generally considered adorable," "Babies = Cute," and "Hey, look! ...Babies!"...
December 17, 2009

Bryan Singer Still Directing Mutants

Bryan Singer, seen above desperately trying to convey that he has directed X-Men movies, is directing another X-Men movie. Says First Showing: Bryan Singer announced to reporters...
December 17, 2009

'Squeakuel' Chipmunks Classified by Type

(Left to right) Douchebag, sex offender, just some fat asshole, affable retard, failed experiment, doable. Go here if you want to see them bigger (you don't want...
December 17, 2009

Marmaduke Is So 'Risky Business'

USA Today has provided us with the first visual portent of huge dog comic strip icon Marmaduke's upcoming live-action/CGI movie. Haha, would you look at that? Marmaduke...
December 17, 2009

Roy E. Disney Dies at 79

All of your Disney Princess DVDs are probably haunted now. Roy Edward Disney, the nephew of Walt and a key figure in some major events in the...
December 16, 2009

The Fakest Real Movie Yet

Either Jennifer Aniston or Gerard Butler is a bounty hunter who catches the other, then they fall in love as the one is bringing the other to...
December 16, 2009

Another 'Alice in Wonderland' Trailer

Just because a movie is shot in three-dimension-vision doesn't mean shit needs to constantly be pitched at the screen like I'm a sitcom husband being chased out...
December 16, 2009

New Trailer for 'Iron Man 2' Trailer

Entertainment Tonight, still somehow respected enough by movie studios to be granted exclusives, will be airing new footage from Iron Man 2 tomorrow (or maybe tonight, since...
December 16, 2009

'Up' FINALLY Meets 'Gran Torino'

I've always said that all movies involving a grumpy old white guy and an Asian kid are essentially the same. This is the proof....
December 16, 2009

Tobey Maguire: Hobbit?

Ut-oh, is Spider-Man going to be playing Hobbit-Man? Perhaps! Latino Review says: Tobey Maguire was having a conversation and was asked which director he would like to...
December 15, 2009

'Date Night' Poster: Genre... So... Ambiguous...

A grey, not white, background? White, not red, text? Heads that appear to actually belong on the actors' bodies--and that aren't airbrushed into smooth, unrecognizable ovals with...
December 15, 2009

Gibson. DiCaprio. Vikings.

Prepare to have your preconceived stereotypes about vikings blown the shit out of the water! Massive, bearded men? Try massive-headed and unable to grow more than a...
December 14, 2009

Princess, Frog Top Weekend Box Office

Your box office top five: 1. The Princess and the Frog - $25 million. It turns out not everyone is as princess-racist as I am. 2. The...
December 14, 2009

'Fantastic Mr. Fox' Concept Art

Hey, guys, check out all this concept art this guy did for The Fantastic Mr. Fox. It's like seeing the movie again, only this time there's no...
December 14, 2009