Movies Being Projected This Weekend

Has it really been two weeks since I provided you with a crudely sketched, largely uninformed map of your local multiplex's offerings? For shame. Let's make everything...
January 15, 2010

'Tekken' Trailer Makes Notion of Fighting Boring

You know how movies based on fighting games, like all the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat movies, are notorious for being embarrassing, nearly unwatchable feats of cinematic...
January 15, 2010

Modern Movies As Terrible Old Video Games

Remember when an amazing movie like E.T. would become a dismal video game like this that would end up largely buried in a New Mexico landfill? Relive...
January 14, 2010

Four Brothers ...and a Baby (Brother)!

Hey, remember Four Brothers, that 2005 movie where Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, 1/2 OutKast, and another guy played non-biological brothers hunting down their foster mom's murderer? No?...
January 14, 2010

Jackie Earle Haley Still Playing Sinestro

After news broke yesterday that Peter Sarsgaard would likely play the villainous Dr. Hector Hammond in Green Lantern, some of you noted, "What the hey? Why isn't...
January 14, 2010

Ivan Reitman Will Continue Ghostbust Directing

Ivan Reitman--the director that won you over with Stripes and Ghostbusters and then made multiple Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito comedies--is returning to the franchise he's most famous for...
January 13, 2010

Peter Sarsgaard Is Your Enemy, Green Lantern

Peter Sarsgaard has joined Martin Campbell's film about our greatest jewelry-and-lamp-based superhero, Green Lantern. Heat Vision reports Sarsgaard will play Dr. Hector Hammond, a villain that Wikipedia...
January 13, 2010

Kids in Hall Reuniting, Living Together!?

Do you like those Kids in the Hall comedy fellows? Yeah you do, am I right? And do you like wacky, high-concept sitcoms? "No, those are television's...
January 13, 2010

We've Lost a French New Waver

Éric Rohmer, director, critic, writer, teacher, and one of the founders of the French New Wave film movement, died Monday in Paris. He was 89. Says Roger...
January 12, 2010

Non-Beatles Cast As Beatles

Four actors, none of whom are The Beatles, have been cast as The Beatles in Robert Zemeckis's pointless CGI motion-capture-freakshow remake of the famous cartoon! Peter Serafinowicz,...
January 12, 2010

'Spider-Man 4' Falls Apart

Your familiar Spider-Man movie setup of Sam Raimi instructing Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, "KISS HARDER AND MORE UPSIDE-DOWN!" is no more. Following reported script disputes between...
January 12, 2010

Malkovich Break!

Stop! Let's take a Malkovich break, yeah? MALKOVICH BREAK ON Firstly: John Malkovich has replaced John C. Reilly in Summit Entertainment's espionage thriller "Red," based on the...
January 11, 2010

Because You Love the David Simon

Here's HBO's short teaser for The Wire creator's new series, Treme. It's basically nothing but some shots of New Orleans and some jazz instruments, so looks like...
January 11, 2010

'A-Team' Trailer for Real This Time

Just in case the bootleg trailer from last week was deleted before you got to see modern actors/cage fighters doing impressions of '80s characters, here's the officially-released...
January 11, 2010