Here's That Miserable 'Spaced' Remake

Remember how Fox tried to remake the brilliant, British, Simon Pegg/Jessica Hynes (née Stevenson)/Nick Frost/Edgar Wright sitcom Spaced? Well, they did, and it was so bad that...
March 4, 2010

'Smurfs' Finds Its Human Sacrifice

For over three years the promise of a Smurfs movie has loomed over us, an approaching blue storm cloud that just won't seem to let lose its...
March 3, 2010

Now You Can See Snooki Do Aldo Raine

If you're a fan of both this year's Oscar favorites and the terrible humans of Jersey Shore, I've got just what you want to gape at with...
March 3, 2010

Hear Ebert's Oscar Picks, "New" Voice

On Oprah yesterday, Oprah gave an extended shout of Roger Ebert's name as an introduction (I assume) and the film critic revealed his Academy Award predictions and...
March 3, 2010

'Space Invaders' Movie Slowly Descending

Missile Command and Asteroids are already needlessly headed to cinemas as soon as producers figure out why there would be a Missile Command or Asteroids movie. It...
March 3, 2010

D. Hoff Coming to HBO

It's got director Michael Mann; it's got Deadwood creator David Milch; it's got horses; and now it has Dustin Hoffman. It's the new HBO horse-racing series Luck,...
March 2, 2010

Nicole Kidman Resorts to She-Hitch

With her last several films returning less-than-stellar box office (you will never think of The Invasion again after just now), Nicole Kidman has decided to take the...
March 2, 2010