Spike Jonze's Robo-Love Short Is Here

It's a great day for fans of Spike Jonze, robot emotion, and distilled spirits. Absolut Vodka has posted Spike Jonze's I'm Here short on internet, so you...
March 19, 2010

'The Great Sperm Switcheroo!' Trailer

Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston, Jeff Goldblum, Patrick Wilson, a drunk man camouflaging his semen so a woman will non-consensually birth his child. What more do you need...
March 18, 2010

The Weekend's New Movieshows

This weekend, reward yourself for how much you drank without throwing up yesterday by seeing one of these films new in theaters: Bounty Hunter Director: Andy Tennant...
March 18, 2010

Bill Paxton Pinball Is Here

Remember how we discovered evidence of a guy constructing a Bill Paxton pinball machine? HE'S DONE IT. And there's now video of this creative/mechanical genius demonstrating his...
March 18, 2010

Tim Burton Making Addams Family Movie

Yesterday evening, enjoying a double feature of The Addams Family and The Addams Family Values, Tim Burton came to a shocking revelation when he was trying to...
March 18, 2010

Turkeys and Time Travel Merged for Some Reason

Every year, between Halloween and December, the time comes when the commercials about witches buying La-Z-Boys and Frankenstein getting low financing end and yet it's not quite...
March 18, 2010

Smurfs Casting Vexes Me

According to Entertainment Weekly, Hank Azaria has been cast as Gargamel in the Smurfs movie. OK, fine, that makes sense, right? SO YOU'D THINK. Except Azaria is...
March 17, 2010

'Paranormal Activity 2' Already Sounding Bad

It should already be assumed that Paranormal Activity 2, like The Blair Witch's Second Project, is just a desperate cashgrab that, barring a miracle, will result in...
March 16, 2010

'Machete' Will Contain "Three B's." Also, Machetes

That is, babes, bullets, and blood, obviously. And machetes. Star Danny Trejo (Edward James Almost) talked to IGN about the lengthened adaptation of Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse trailer,...
March 16, 2010

This Guy Also Might Be Captain America

Remember this cro-mag? It's Channing Tatum. You've probably seen him at least once as a tank top-wearing dancer or military guy at some point in the last...
March 16, 2010

RDJ Is Cuaron's Space Team Leader

Robert Downey, Jr. cast in a movie that sounds really good? That's right, person from 2001 who knows Downey as a drug addict who just got fired...
March 16, 2010

Ron Perman is Papa Conan

Never mind what I said about Mickey Rourke maybe playing Conan's dad Corin in the new Conan movie. Vulture says a different big, weird-looking old guy will...
March 15, 2010

That's a Big Claw, 'Predators' Teaser Poster

But still not big enough to hide my continued disappointment that this film is in no way connected with Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen catching Mike's Hard Lemonade-toting...
March 15, 2010