We Need a Mighty Mouse Movie Now

How long has it been since a classic cartoon character has been brought into the "real world" thanks to CGI and some sassy pop culture jokes left...
April 16, 2010

Kirsten Dunst Is Really Edgy Now

Lars von Trier has a new female lead to be emotionally annihilated by his creatively exploitative work! It's Spider-Man's girlfriend: [Kirsten Dunst] just been set by Lars...
April 16, 2010

Your New Movies Are Here (In List Form)

Last weekend's new movies are old. These are new new. For real. Kick-Ass Director: Matthew Vaughn Starring: Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Moretz Good if you want...
April 16, 2010

This Is Who Captain America Will Kiss

Captain America having a teenage boy sidekick just got slightly less gay and pedophilic! Heat Vision is reporting that this lovely gal will be playing the romantic...
April 15, 2010

These Guys All Have Company

I've always really wanted to get to say "we've got company." But no one visits Grandma. :( (Thanks, Richard!)...
April 15, 2010

Someone Buy Me the 'WarGames' Computer

In the market for a computer movie prop? Good news! Though the laptop from ID4 was tragically lost to that laughing skull computer virus, the IMSAI 8080...
April 14, 2010

Chris Rock Making Another Foreign Film Worse

Today, when clicking around the "foreign" section (it's his favorite; American films are so broad and pandering), Chris Rock used his magic Netflix account's "remake this for...
April 13, 2010

Designing Woman Returns to the Designer

Dixie Carter, the one I always assumed was the Leonardo-esque "leader" of Designing Women, has reportedly died of undisclosed causes (hopefully not that crazy neck thing she...
April 12, 2010