Another horror remake? Yes. Yes it is. But, thankfully, this one holds the distinction of being written and produced by Guillermo del Toro, which I dare say gives it a better chance at memorability than any of the horror remakes being forced through Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes. So how about giving it a shot? This freak will be in it. That's something, right? A freak? Also contains: proof that Katie Holmes is still an actress. I had no idea.
I'm glad your arm was there to grab for that scary part, Internet.