More 'Three Stooges' Casting: Sofia Vergara Is Hot Stooge

April 7, 2011

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Now that the Farrellys have definitively lowered their expectations from the A-List to network sitcom supporting cast, casting seems to be going a lot smoother on The Three Stooges lately. They still don't have their Moe, but the two have already moved on to hotter, bustier casting shores with the possible addition of Modern Family Sofia Vergara. If talks work out, she'd be joining fellow current and former network sitcom supporting stars Will Sasso and Sean Hayes, and would play "a devious woman who pretends to be the wife of a dying man and tells the Stooges she'll pay them a handsome sum if they kill the man in his sleep."

Forgive me for not being completely familiar with the whole Stooges catalog, but did the set-ups typically involve mercenary mercy killings? Because that seems fucked up.

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