Those skeptical that such career-height giants as Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris would ever agree to share the spotlight today eat their words, as there are now actual photos of both noted jumpkickers on the Bulgarian set of The Expendables 2. Above, JCVD playfully lightens the mood by pretending to end his life, presumably unable to cope with the shame of Double Impact and a televised erection. Oh, Jean-Claude, you always know just the jokes to make immediately following the unfortunate death of crew.
Below, see Walker, Texas Ranger standing alongside He-Man--the image 1988's adolescents demanded, at last realized.
Baseball cap and a cowboy belt worn awkwardly outside a jacket: the perfect ensemble to give your enemy the impression you're a child playing outside.