10 Movie Things To Dread in the Year Ahead

Well, 2011 has passed, come and gone like a Nicolas Cage film in-and-out of theaters in two weeks because it's so bad even by Nicolas Cage standards....
December 30, 2011

Catwoman's Breathing Is Really Gonna Wow You

At last answering the unanswered Dark Knight Rises question everyone has been wondering about, Anna Hathaway has for some reason confirmed that she totally breathes in and...
December 29, 2011

Schwarzenegger Playing Some Sort of Angel Now

Looking for redemption now that he's tragically revealed he's not the perfect husband everyone naturally assumed a bodybuilding Terminator would be, Arnold Schwarzenegger will soon show us...
December 29, 2011

R.I.P. Cheetah the Chimpanzee

Beloved actor, companion, and shit-thrower Cheetah the Chimpanzee reportedly died on Saturday after suffering kidney failure a week prior. He was 80-ish, which is apparently pretty old...
December 28, 2011

'The Hangover' Franchise Gets Fifth Lawsuit

Having already faced lawsuits from a stuntperson, a crazy person, Mike Tyson's tattoo artist, and law enforcement officials worried about the legality of showing simulated monkey fellatio...
December 27, 2011

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays, guys. I Watch Stuff will be taking a brief break Monday to reflect on the season and consider why more egg nog only made me...
December 25, 2011