Striking fear into those of us foolishly thinking our heads safe from some sort of blade-covered skull vice, Lionsgate vice chairman Michael Burns has come forward to warn us that the perennial Saw franchise will not end on whatever number the last one was. A reminder that his studio will forever be shackled to the radiator of cheap-to-make torture porn, Burns told CNBC:
"I'm sure, some day, you'll see Saw back in the picture."
So, just as the leaves will return to these seemingly-dead trees come springtime, so will Jigsaw return to fucking people up once Lionsgate's snowfall of Hunger Games films has melted away. Merry Christmas.