Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

Emma Stone Driving Cocaine-Filled Corvette

emma-stone-scientist.jpg

In news sure to shock a nation of moms utterly charmed by "that little redhead in the Help movie," Emma Stone will soon be attempting to sell a carful of cocaine in Miami. She's reportedly attached to star in Little White Corvette, a Black List comedy script previously summarized thusly: "A down and out brother and sister go to Miami to sell a duffel bag of cocaine that they found in the trunk of a corvette left them by their dead father." Hey! Who's their father, CHARLIE SHEEN, the prominent film and television actor known for his fondness for the aforementioned illicit substance!? It probably is not. I'll let you know when they cast someone as the father.

  • April 24, 2013
    Woody Allen has found his latest young beauty to lust after by film proxy. Though his next film still doesn't hit theaters until July, Deadline reports he's already begun another, starting casting with The Amazing Spider-Man's Emma Stone. Allen is said to be shooting in the sou... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2013
    The ascent of Michael Keaton continues, but as he's long known, before he can reach the top, he must confront his most challenging role of all: Himself! Or at least a thinly-veiled version of himself.... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2010
    Boy, were our assumptions that Emma Stone was up for the role of Mary Jane Watson just because she completely looks the part wrong. A statement released last night has confirmed that while Stone is in the film, it's actually Peter Parker's first love, Gwen Stacy, she'll be play... / Continue →
  • There are Comments