Emma Stone Driving Cocaine-Filled Corvette
In news sure to shock a nation of moms utterly charmed by "that little redhead in the Help movie," Emma Stone will soon be attempting to sell a carful of cocaine in Miami. She's reportedly attached to star in Little White Corvette, a Black List comedy script previously summarized thusly: "A down and out brother and sister go to Miami to sell a duffel bag of cocaine that they found in the trunk of a corvette left them by their dead father." Hey! Who's their father, CHARLIE SHEEN, the prominent film and television actor known for his fondness for the aforementioned illicit substance!? It probably is not. I'll let you know when they cast someone as the father.