Nicolas Cage Just Doesn't Drink Blood, Okay?

More incriminating evidence that the 100 Greatest Nicolas Cage Quotes is an incomplete masterpiece. The Master is still adding layer upon layer of Afro-Caribbean voodoo paint:...
February 17, 2012

Nicolas Cage 100 So-Called Greatest Quotes

In truth, this is probably not the 100 greatest Nicolas Cage quotes. If that were ever compiled, we would feel it, and lo, the Declaration of Independence...
February 16, 2012

Meet Your Latest Guy Playing Sherlock Holmes

The latest Robert Downey Jr.-led Sherlock Holmes film has crossed the half-billion-dollar mark worldwide, and the BBC's contemporary Sherlock has spread to make an international rising star...
February 15, 2012

'99 Problems' as Sort of Rapped by Film Lines

Be forewarned, while these film lines strung together do create a rendition of Jay-Z's 99 Problems, the composition's frenzied mix of talking and yelling means it's only...
February 15, 2012

'Twisted Metal' Video Game Will Be a Movie

Well, here's an idea that at least makes sense on paper: Crank and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance co-director Brian Taylor has signed a deal to make...
February 15, 2012

'TMNT' Reboot Gets Director To Manage Turtle Power

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning director Jonathan Liebesman is in talks to once again dutifully reboot a dormant franchise--this time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the once-beloved...
February 15, 2012

Talking YouTube Dog Will Be a Movie

Thanks to CGI and the existence of dogs, we now have the ability to make it look like our canine friends have the ability to speak with...
February 14, 2012