It also gives Bruce Willis the line, "Call me Joe." He is Joe, guys:
Well done, G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Putting Cobra Commander in his recognizable chrome mask has saved the internet at least a terabyte of pissed off comments, and forcing Bruce Willis to explicitly identify himself as "Joe" has saved tens of thousands of moms taking their kids from asking, "Now which one is G.I. Joe then?" How this thing works as a movie, we'll have to see, but as a conversation economizer, this doing pretty well. Also, thanks for the extra ninjas. We all requested that in our sequel order but we didn't know if you'd remember.