Because the ticker emerging from Walt Disney's cryochamber has not yet commanded it, the Walt Disney Company is not making a Walt Disney biopic. After all, some things are best left in the Disney vault. But if they were making a biopic, and if they got Ryan Gosling to star in it, this is maybe what the poster would look like, as realized by French art director Pascal Witaszek. Well done, Pascal Witaszek. I'm probably going to spend the rest of the day imagining this film, picturing life in this parallel universe wherein a Disney biopic would not star Johnny Depp, for some reason wearing a decorative headband.