Hot on the heels of yesterday's big dumb trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, here's another big dumb trailer for the action figure-based sequel. This is an international trailer, with less emphasis on Bruce Willis and more focus on ninjas and the fact that The Rock refuses to use bolt cutters. Thanks, guys, but if Dwayne Johnson needs to break into heavily-guarded backyard, he's going to do it with special heat glove things that melt away the chain-link fence. GO JOE.
I can't wait to purchase the Cobra Hovercraft and the G.I. Joe "Fuck It, Let's Just Use This as a Series of Projectiles" Motorcycle!