Mario Goes Gosling in 'Kart'

Drive and Mario Kart--the respective film and video game most inevitable to transition from driving to physical violence, because fuck you and your blue shell bullshit--come together...
November 8, 2012

'Locke & Key' Comic Might Be a Movie Trilogy Now

Though 20th Century Fox dropped their television adaptation of Locke & Key--the studio instead developed American Horror Story, knowing Franklin & Bash had already done as much...
November 6, 2012

'ElfQuest' Movie Supposedly Happening, Nerds

ElfQuest--the long-running, 34-year-old comic series about some elves presumably engaging in some sort of expedition, even if it turns out that the real journey was just enjoying...
November 6, 2012

Bret McKenzie Still Making Muppet Music

Flight of the Conchords star Bret McKenzie already won his first Academy Award for original songwriting in The Muppets, and now it seems he'll go for a...
November 6, 2012

IMDb Top 250 in 2.5 Glorious Minutes

The Internet Movie Database Top 250--the ever-changing measure of worth by which internet people eternally determine the best films, the best of those being The Shawshank Redemption--gets...
November 5, 2012