The ideal way to say, "I like The Shining, but I'm not going to get all up in your face about it, and my head is cold": a knit cap modeled after the gaudy carpeting of the Overlook Hotel, setting of Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic. Hey, maybe if Jack had been wearing this, he wouldn't have frozen to death! Ha ha! That happens in the movie! These are the kinds of hilarious laughs you can soon look forward to sharing with other people in special, patterned hats. Just buy one here next month.