Just in time for relevantly looking terrible in, Goodwill competitor UglyChristmasSweater.com has produced a festive Christmas sweater bearing the eternal postmortem words of Johnny from Angels with Even Filthier Souls. Buy one today to wear to your next ugly Christmas sweater party. "Cool, from Home Alone?", the sexy guests will ask. "Um, no, from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, idiot; In Home Alone, the quote is 'keep the change, ya filthy animal," you'll reply, because you hate these "ugly Christmas sweater party" people anyway. Pairs well with Talkboys, irreverent japes.