Well, a Step Brothers sequel continues to elude us, but by the looks of this latest trailer, Armie Hammer, Johnny Depp, and director Gore Verbinski will be providing some surprising consolation with The Lone Ranger. Like Step Brothers, it seems this too involves a mentally-deranged man burying another, only for the thought-dead one to come back to life; then they become best friends and wear funny hats and masks. Sadly, unlike Step Brothers, Lone Ranger and Tonto do not appear to invoke boats nor hoes. Just trains. So much train.