Will Kirk's hubris end up killing his entire crew? Will J.J. Abrams finally get his tripod leveled? No, those probably will not be happening in the new Star Trek. But everyone sure seems worried about as much in this latest teaser, which comes loaded even heavier than the last one with foreboding narration and overly-concerned faces. Something bad is going to happen, everyone! And there may not be enough 1980s humpback whales to sort things out this time.