John McClane's many unlikely adventures in murdering, balding, and increasingly forming relationships with young men are headed back to the big screen. Participating theaters will on February 13th reportedly show a marathon of all five Die Hard films, closing with the new A Good Day To Die Hard, for "one low price." Details to come later.
Meanwhile, Die Hard director John McTiernan is also headed somewhere, and will be making an exciting one-year appearance in federal prison after being denied his appeal. Sorry, John McTiernan. Anyway, here's a poster and infographic. For the movie marathon. Not for John McTiernan going to jail.