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'Hummingbird' Trailer: Jason Statham Gets an Origin Story for Becoming Jason Statham

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After years of our just accepting that Jason Statham comes naturally bald and in a suit, the action star will apparently at last gets his origin told in Hummingbird. Here's the trailer, which lays out how, surprisingly, Statham was once living on the street, nothing more than a budget Peter Stormare. It seems it was only after a beating left him seeking refuge in a rich guy's loft that he truly became Jason Statham, a magic electric razor bonding with his scalp and endowing him with the clothes and fighting skills necessary to look cool fucking dudes up. He probably also had to go on a couple call-backs for The Transporter. Have a look:

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