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New 'Scary Movie 5' Trailer Provides References without Request

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Well, despite all our promises to the contrary, we're living to see another collection of spoofs and goofs in a fifth Scary Movie film. Continue below to see what you're in for. (Hint: a woman shitting should not be ruled out.)

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  • May 15, 2013
    Born from a muddy CGI womb cradled amid Ghosts of Mars, 300, and a Sega CD cutscene from Sewer Shark, Riddick returns Vin Diesel to his role as a muscle-bound mole-man and drops him on a desolate, entirely Vin Diesel-colored planet. There, both bounty hunters and the even more ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    Dancing birds. A dog's hindquarters uninterrupted by the puckered flesh of biological necessity. Have an unnecessarily loud, prolonged look at both these things with the first teaser for Blue Sky Studios' Rio 2.... / Continue →
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