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'Pain & Gain' Red-Band Trailer: Wahlberg Waxes Rock, Robs Monk


Michael Bay may have cut the "Teenage Mutant" part out of the Ninja Turtles, but not to turn his back completely on juvenile, chemically-manufactured freaks, he's brought us another trailer for Pain & Gain. In the film, Mark Wahlberg gets back to his roots in enthusiastic lunk mode, teamed with an entourage of fellow bicep-holders Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. The three meat-head trio kidnaps and extorts Tony Shalhoub, and because they are doofuses, things run afoul. And because this is a Michael Bay movie, all of that looks like a late '90s rap video:

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