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Marlon Wayans Will Have 'A Haunted House' Sequel Mushed Together by Winter

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Marlon Wayans' plan to make his own Scary Movies, outside the Scary Studio system, has evidently succeeded, as Open Road Films has announced that Wayans will be paid to make a sequel to his latest muddle horror spoof, A Haunted House. The original made over $40 million on its meager $2.5 million budget, and though it just came out this January, the plan is to already get the next one in theaters by the winter. That doesn't give Wayans and co-writer Rick Alvarez a lot of time--nor a lot of newly-released horror films to reference--but thankfully there is another Scary Movie coming out this Friday. So if nothing else, they can turn to that, and at last lazy parody can consume and excrete itself in its most elaborate shit joke yet. Or they can just go back to Sixth Sense gags. "I see dead people... again!"

  • December 12, 2012
    Watch your funnybones, everyone, it's a new red-band trailer for Marlon Wayans' unsanctioned Scary Movie, A Haunted House! If you watched the last trailer and thought, "This is very funny, but it would be funnier if the characters and ghosts were more blatant sexual criminals,"... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2012
    The Brothers Wayans long ago lost control of the Scary Movie franchise after the first sequel, but in a negotiation almost as clever as getting White Chicks greenlighted, the siblings made sure their ancient Faustian pact promised them not just a horror parody franchise but a h... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2012
    The Scary Movies he and his Wayans brothers built from the Scream reference up now taken from him by The Weinstein Company, given away so that Lindsay Lohan would have a place to sleep, Marlon Wayans has struck out on his own with an all-new parody horror franchise. Titled A Ha... / Continue →
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