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New 'Hangover III' Trailer Explains Why Justin Bartha Will Be Gone Again

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Promising no wedding, no bachelor party, and no actual hangover, the latest Hangover sequel has, with a new trailer, revealed itself to turn to more traditional means to quickly dispatch with Justin Bartha this time: kidnapping! It seems Ken Jeong's Chow robbed $21 million from John Goodman, and until the "Wolfpack" brings him back, Bartha will be held as collateral--the actor this time upgraded from "anthropomorphic left-behind credit card" to "anthropomorphic held credit card," which often has a slightly higher cost to get back the next day. Here's how that goes:

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