Will Red 2 succeed as its predecessor did in being, you know, pretty fun, not really worth going out of your way for or anything, but better than you'd expect? Maybe! So it seems from this latest trailer, which trades out the denture and boner schtick of the last trailer for some better little character moments and more of Helen Mirren shooting things, which is always fun. She should really have her own hunting program.
Once again retired and ever too old for this shit, Bruce Willis nonetheless gets called back into the action of shooting guns in Red 2, as well as in every other Bruce Willis movie coming out this year. John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, and Brian Cox also return... / Continue →
Born from a muddy CGI womb cradled amid Ghosts of Mars, 300, and a Sega CD cutscene from Sewer Shark, Riddick returns Vin Diesel to his role as a muscle-bound mole-man and drops him on a desolate, entirely Vin Diesel-colored planet. There, both bounty hunters and the even more ... / Continue →
Dancing birds. A dog's hindquarters uninterrupted by the puckered flesh of biological necessity. Have an unnecessarily loud, prolonged look at both these things with the first teaser for Blue Sky Studios' Rio 2.... / Continue →