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Superman Comes Early To Those Who Embrace American Way of Walmart

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In a salute to truth, justice, and the American way of deplorable labor practices and predatory pricing, the first fans to see Man of Steel will be those willing to stand in line at a Walmart. Mirroring their annual "come and get trampled" Black Friday event, the retail chain is asking people to come in the morning and wait in line for a limited supply product--in this case, tickets to advance screenings of Man of Steel to be shown June 17, 7pm, just a few hours before any midnight showings. If that's worth it to you, Walmart suggests being in line by 8am on May 18. Wear a costume! Stained sweatpants will probably be a popular choice.

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