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'The Bling Ring' Trailer: Emma Watson Wants To Rob (Paris Hilton, Specifically)


Spoiled, awful kids at last get their own take on the Robin Hood story with The Bling Ring, Sofia Coppola's tale of rich little shits robbing from even richer little shits. Based on a true story, the film stars Emma Watson as one of a group of a Hollywood Hills kids whose ennui and shittiness leads them to become burglars of the rich and famous, robbing the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Megan Fox, and Orlando Bloom--who assumedly just got mistaken for Hilton while wearing a Legolas wig, because otherwise, come on. Does he really deserve to be lumped in there? He's just out there bein' Bloom, man.

Here's the first full trailer. If you're a Sofia Coppola fan, be prepared to be let down by the lack of dreamy gazes through car windows and what looks like her most straightforward, plot-driven work yet.

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    Taking a cue from Marie Antoinette's teaser trailer, it's all fun music, neon titles and, of course, dreamy girlish excess in this first look at Sofia Coppola's The Bling Ring. Emma Watson stars among an ensemble playing the real-life teen criminal group that, over the course o... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Not yet ready to test drive that buzzed-about, new-model Olsen just off the Pretty Young Blonde factory lot, Sofia Coppola has chosen pricier yet proven-reliable Harry Potter star Emma Watson to pensively stare out the window of her latest vehicle, Bling Ring.... / Continue →
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