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'The Bling Ring' Trailer: Emma Watson Wants To Rob (Paris Hilton, Specifically)

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Spoiled, awful kids at last get their own take on the Robin Hood story with The Bling Ring, Sofia Coppola's tale of rich little shits robbing from even richer little shits. Based on a true story, the film stars Emma Watson as one of a group of a Hollywood Hills kids whose ennui and shittiness leads them to become burglars of the rich and famous, robbing the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Megan Fox, and Orlando Bloom--who assumedly just got mistaken for Hilton while wearing a Legolas wig, because otherwise, come on. Does he really deserve to be lumped in there? He's just out there bein' Bloom, man.

Here's the first full trailer. If you're a Sofia Coppola fan, be prepared to be let down by the lack of dreamy gazes through car windows and what looks like her most straightforward, plot-driven work yet.

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